SCROTUM THE PENGUIN

Mascot. Menace. Merchandising experiment gone wrong.
Not affiliated with National Geographic.
Possibly banned from SeaWorld.
Definitely misunderstood.Scrotum the Penguin waddled out of a fever dream and into your questionable decision-making process. He’s not here to inspire. He’s here to exist. And maybe sell a t-shirt.

Understand the Bird

Scrotum didn’t ask to be born. You did.
And now you have to deal with him.
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• Regret This Decision

Own the Bird

You could’ve bought something normal. But instead you’re here.
Considering a shirt that says “Grab Life by the Sack.”And that’s okay. No one’s judging.
Except him. He’s always judging.

• I want this & I don't know why

The Chicks Love Scrotum

Another idea from the 11Degenerates think tank.

• Wanna play a game?

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